Top Ten Celebrities Who Had Abortions


5284193_09b9b1472cJanuary 22, 2010 marks the 37th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, which legalized abortion in the United States. For all the ladies who have had abortions out there, here is a list of famous women who also underwent the procedure. Quite some company, I’d say.

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10

Margaret Cho

I’m unclear as to why she is even a celebrity. She’s not funny. She’s not good looking. The only reason I can think is that television never had a sitcom staring an Asian chick, and she won the spin of the wheel and got it. She’s also No. 10 on Gunaxin’s female stand-up comics who are not funny.

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Maureen McCormick

So Marcia Brady was considered hot and was the dream of every teenage boy who watched the Brady Bunch, but she turned out to be a drug and sex addict. To think, all of those guys who wanted to nail her only really needed an eight ball and restroom stall.

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8

Billie Jean King

To think that a lesbian is on this list! If there’s any group of people where the abortion debate is virtually irrelevant, it’s the homosexuals. And if she had the kid, that could’ve been another tennis star.

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Sinead O’Connor

According to Wikipedia: “She became pregnant by her session drummer John Reynolds and the record company pressured her to get an abortion. Thanks largely to O’Ceallaigh’s persuasion, the record company allowed O’Connor, 20 years old and by then seven months pregnant, to produce her own album.” She was seven months pregnant when she had it?

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6

Joan Collins

Warren Beatty knocked her up, persuaded her to have an abortion (when it was still illegal), then married her. I thought the whole point of abortion was so you could avoid marriage!

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Lil’ Kim

Think I heard this was Biggie Smalls’ kid up in there. Lil’ Biggie. But Faith Evans had his kid so she won the marriage sweepstakes.

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4

Margot Kidder

There you have it, even Lois Lane had an abortion. Best Kidder moment: When she went nuts in L.A. in 1996.

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Ani DiFranco

Another one of these ultra liberal folk singers. For some reason, I always thought the women who get abortions are the spoiled Catholic rich girls who get knocked up in high school, while it’s the outspoken feminists like DiFranco who only march for the rights but never actually exercise it. I stand corrected.

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Whoopi Goldberg

As a teenager, Whoopi abused drugs and engaged in promiscuous activities, getting pregnant and having a self-inflicted coat hanger abortion. Four more abortions ensued.

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Gloria Steinem

Abortion is to Steinem like sex is to a porn star. She pretty much had to have one just to keep her street cred.

Interesting video about Ms. magazine convincing celebrities to acknowledge having an abortion.

  • Jess
    I am not saying I believe abortion is the righ way of doing things, but you should trully try to walk a mile in these woman's shoes before judging them.
  • Meg
    You should have just used pictures. The text was some of the most offensive and least informative drivel that I have ever read in my life. You are a disgusting, insensitive, waste of a man.
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