Top 25 Celebrities Who Are Robbing the Cradle

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There’s something fascinating about a person who dates or marries someone who is young enough to be their child. You know, the gross type of fascinating. That’s when we do the math and determine how old our future spouse would be, only to think… EWWW! Let’s look at the current celebrity couples with the largest age differences.

1

Ginger Baker and Kudzai Machokoto
42 years

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2

Robert Duvall and Luciana Pedraza
41 years

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3

Clint Eastwood and Dina Ruiz
36 years

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4

Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn
35 years

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I might one day become famous for not having the restraint to keep from punching Woody Allen in the face because he’s an annoying putz who married his (step)daughter.

5

Davy Jones and Jessica Pacheco
31 years

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6

Eric Clapton and Melia McEnery
31 years

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7

Edward James Olmos and Lymari Nadal
31 years

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8

Pete Townshend and Rachel Fuller
28 years

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9

Kenny Rogers and Wanda Miller
28 years

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10

Steve Martin and Anne Stringfield
26 years

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11

Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
26 years

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12

Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster
26 years

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13

Celine Dion and René Angélil
26 years

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14

Larry King and Shawn Southwick
26 years

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15

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones
25 years

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16

Bruce Willis and Emma Heming
24 years

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17

Donald Trump and Melania Knauss
24 years

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18

Chuck Norris and Gena O’Kelley
24 years

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19

Malcolm McDowell and Kelley Kuhr
24 years

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20

Sylvester Stallone and Jennifer Flavin
23 years

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21

Frank Gifford and Kathie Lee Gifford
23 years

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22

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart
23 years

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23

Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor Wood
23 years

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24

Wayne Newton and Kathleen McCrane
22 years

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25

Kevin Costner and Christine Baumgartner
22 years

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More notables…
Carol Burnett and Brian Miller, 23 years
Peter Gabriel and Meabh Flynn, 22 years
Warren Beatty and Annette Bening, 21 years
Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim, 20 years
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood, 19 years
Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky, 18 years
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, 17 years
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, 15 years
Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates, 15 years

Broken up…
Tony Curtis and Jill Vanden Berg, 45 years
James Woods and Ashley Madison, 39 years
Billy Joel and Katie Lee Joel, 32 years

Hugh Hefner was 61 years older than Crystal Harris, 54 years older than Holly Madison, 37 years older than Kimberley Conrad, etc., but we expect that from him.

And then there’s this…
Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall III, 63 years

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