Hollywood’s Finest Pissing Scenes

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In the classic tradition of categorizing subjects from movies related to bodily functions, we feature in this, or first segment: The Piss Scene. Many times throughout the annals of filmdom has there been a great bit about peeing. Be it humorous, gruesome, or just plain odd, tinkling in, on, or around the toilet has definitely become a go-to shot for many features, more often than not, resulting in big laughs or bigger groans. So, without further ado, here are ten clever peeing scenes from film.

Ten

Transformers

What can I say? Comedy GOLD.

Nine

A League of Their Own

Tom Hanks. That’s really all I need to say. So so cool.

Eight

Student Bodies

Though the scene isn’t until 7:55, it is so worth the build up. Oh, and if you haven’t seen this film, as of now it’s only on Video Cassette on Ebay for like $50, or, do what I did and **cough**download it**cough**. Damn funny.

Seven

There’s Something About Mary

This is the absolute definition of the term Painfully Funny.

Six

American Pie

“I can taste the bubbles!” I bet. It’s at 1:12 but Stiffler is funny enough to watch the whole thing.

Five

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Ruprecht. This scene is just hysterical. “May I take your trident, sir?” HA!

Four

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Yes, I’m aware that each and every one of the A.P. films has a piss scene and, yes, some are a bit funnier… I just happen to believe that the original deserves the spot. Also, listening to the robotic voice stop and start is genius.

Three

Dumb and Dumber

“C’mon! Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!” Oh, how can you NOT love this scene!

Two

Me, Myself, and Irene

Remember when Jim Carrey used to do this kid of stuff all the time? Yeah… good times, man. Good times. Anyway, this is all classic stuff so hang out till 4:00 (it’s way worth it) and tell me deflecting piss into the toilet with a picture isn’t king comedy!

One

The Naked Gun

Singing and farting. Absolutely the best peeing scene ever.

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