Futurama’s Ten Greatest Episodes

ff futurama3 630 560x314Well kids, the sad truth is one of the greatest animated comedies of our time is airing its last episodes on Comedy Central as we speak. The final episode is set to air on September 4th.

From the creator of the iconic and everlasting The Simpsons, Matt Groening put a decidedly bizarre twist on his idea of a future after the year 3000. Years ago it quietly died on FOX only to be resurrected by Comedy Central after its direct-to-DVD movies scored big ratings. But, unfortunately, all the best things on TV must come to their inevitable conclusions (See Breaking Bad, Burn Notice, etc…). What follows are what we believe to be the funniest and likely best episodes over the show’s run. Enjoy!

The Sting

the sting 560x423Episode 590 – 6/1/2003

Awesome Quote:

Leela: What’s the mission?

Farnsworth: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.

Leela: That doesn’t sound so dangerous.

Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey! It’s produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neurotoxin can cause instant death!

Hermes: And that’s if you’re not allergic! You don’t wanna know what happens then, oh no no, God no.

Farnsworth: Your insides with boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano!

Hermes: I didn’t want to know! [cries]

The Devil’s Hands are Idle Playthings

Futurama 560x416Episode 516 – 8/10/2003

Awesome Quote:

Hedonismbot: Less reality, more fantasy. Resume the opera!

Fry: But I can’t play anymore!

Zoidberg: Yes you can! The music was in your heart, not your hands! [Fry begins playing off-key and the audience starts booing.]

Zoidberg: Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

Anthology of Interest I/II

Anthology 1 560x420Episodes 220 and 403 – 5/21/2000 and 1/6/2002

Awesome Quotes:

Stephen Hawking: Great, the entire universe was destroyed!

Fry: Destroyed? Then where are we now?

Al Gore: I don’t know but I can tell you where we’re not. The universe.

Nichelle Nichols: Eternity with nerds. It’s the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.

Gary Gygax: Anyone want to play Dungeons & Dragons for the next quadrillion years?

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Professor Farnsworth: Who else has a question for the What-If Machine? Scruffy? Katrina? Xanthor?

Fry: Ooh, I have one. I’m good at video games and bad at everything else. That’s why I wish life were more like a video game.

Professor Farnsworth: Can you put that in the form of a question?

Fry: Uh, what if that thing I said?

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The Problem With Popplers

Futurama 218   The Problem with Popplers 560x428Episode 218 – 5/7/2000

Awesome Quote:

Leela: Well, it’s a type M planet, so it should at least have Roddenberries.

Fry: I’m experienced at foraging. I used to find edible mushrooms on my bath mat!

Bender: I found some rocks! You guys eat rocks, right?

Leela: No…

Bender[Invitingly.] Not even if they’re sautéed in a little mud?

T.: The Terrestrial

Futurama Jrrr Shows Fry His Fleem 560x315Episode 1003 – 6/26/2013

Awesome Quote:

Leela: Bender. Do you know where Fry is? I haven’t seen him since we got back from Omicron Persei 8.

Bender: Fry?! You… just missed him. He went out to buy you flowers. Whatever kind you like best. ‘Cuz he loves you and crap.

Roswell That Ends Well

Futurama Roswell That Ends Well 560x420Episode 401 – 12/9/2001

Awesome Quote:

Professor Farnsworth: Start the ship, Leela! Let’s just steal the dish and get back to our own time.

Fry: But won’t that change history?

Professor Farnsworth: Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from “Mr. I’m-my-own-grandpa”. Let’s get the hell out of here already! Screw history!

Less Than Hero

New Justice Team 560x418Episode 506 – 3/2/2003

Awesome Quote:

Fry: Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub into your skin? You’d think it’d be something you have to freebase.

Leela: Let’s see. Which super powers do we have? Super-strength?

Fry: Yup.

Leela: Uh-huh. Lickity Speed?

Fry Check.

Leela: Yes, sir! Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?

Fry: Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here!

Dr. Zoidberg: Screw you!

Fry: Nope.

Leela: Ain’t got that.

Attack of the Killer App

Futurama 6x03 Attack of the Killer App 560x315Episode 703 – 7/1/2010

Awesome Quote:

Bender: Flexo, what are you doing in a hazardous waste bin?

Flexo: Haven’t you heard? Us Bending Units are dangerously outdated. We overheat, we’re radioactive, we cause erectile dysfunc— [Bender shuts e-wastebin.]

Professor Farnsworth: Bender, who were you talking to?

Bender: No one? Your mama? Shut up? Take your pick.

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

futurama where no fan has gone before 560x420Episode 412 – 4/21/2002

Awesome Quote:

Fry: Look at Walter Koenig. After Star Trek, he became an actor.

Walter Koenig: Not just an actor, but a well-rounded person. With my own friends and credit cards and keys.

Naturama

futurama naturama 560x326Episode 913 – 8/29/2012

Awesome Quote:

Bender: Bite my freshly-molted, blubber-filled ass.

Hermes: You’re just a giant lump of fat. Do you even have an ass under there?

Bender: I’m 40% ass! Arf arf!

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