Festivus: A Holiday for the Rest of Us

Happy Festivus All! In case you have forgotten, December 23rd is Festivus, the Holiday for the rest of us. If you don’t know what the hell we are talking about, then you sir are uncultured, and need a lesson from the folks at Wikipedia.

• 1.1 Festivus Pole
• 1.2 Festivus Dinner
• 1.3 Airing of Grievances
• 1.4 Feats of Strength
• 1.5 Festivus Miracles

For the rest of you, enjoy the quote and video.

Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Check out this YouTube link for a more complete telling of Festivus. For more information check out FestivusWeb, for the ultimate resource on Festivus, check out FestivusBook.com and if you need a pole, check out FestivusPoles.com.

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