The Guide to the Perfect April Fools’ Day (for Amoral Sociopaths)
Pulling pranks is a lot easier when you have no sense of ethics.
The Greatest Movies for 15 Different Sports
Finally, we’ve reached a decision about the greatest bobsledding movie.
The Guide to the Perfect Valentine’s Day Date (for Cheap Losers)
We’ll help you show your girlfriend that you care… but not very much.
Five Insane Fan Art Fetishes
Remember the good old days when fan art was limited to Mario and Luigi having gay sex?
Ten Halloween Costumes for Complete Douchebags
Just be like us and stick with the classic “bed sheet ghost” costume.
Job Hunting Tips for the New Graduate (With a 2.0 GPA)
Find satisfying employment despite your many, many shortcomings.
A Trip to the Heritage Classic
Hockey the way it was meant to be played: in weather that could give you frostbite.
Predicting the Next Five Nicolas Cage Movies
Get ready for The Wicker Man II: The Wickening.
Predicting the Next Five Facebook Fads
Gaze into the terrible future!
A Tribute to Leslie Nielsen
Surely the news can’t be serious.
15 Sports Clichés We Never Want to Hear Again
You won’t want to miss this one!
Eight Box Office Bombs That Are Actually Worth Watching
We can all agree The Adventures of Pluto Nash is a masterpiece, right?
