Ben Sumner
I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.
Ben Sumner
Top Ten Marion Barry Moments
November 23rd, 2014 in Humor > Lists

‘Mayor for Life’ certainly made things interesting.

Get Drunk and Watch: Classic Sesame Street
November 10th, 2014 in Media > Television

…in honor of 45 years of Sunny Days.

A Tribute to Pulp Fiction’s The Gimp
October 14th, 2014 in Media > Movies

To celebrate Pulp Fiction’s 20th anniversary, we pay tribute to its best character.

Top Ten Cartoons of the 80s
October 6th, 2014 in Media > Comics

The shows we can still admit to having loved after all these years.

Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Dead-or-Alive Checklist
October 6th, 2014 in Sports > Fighting

RIP to those no longer with us from an awesome ’80s cartoon.

Top Ten Awesome He-Man Toys
October 1st, 2014 in Gadgets > Toys

The most powerful man in the universe had some powerful toys.

Six Ways Ghostbusters Was Almost Different
June 6th, 2014 in Media > Movies

Our favorite movie about busting ghosts could have been very different.

A Tribute to Slimer From Ghostbusters
June 6th, 2014 in Media > Movies

“It slimed me.” “That’s great!!”

What’s Your Favorite Princess Leia Outfit?
May 4th, 2014 in Girls > Actresses

The Hoth snowsuit or the Endor combat poncho?

Muppets Sing ‘Danny Boy’
March 14th, 2014 in Humor > Videos

Animal, Beaker and the Swedish Chef sing Irish classic for St. Patrick’s Day.

Odd Items… With a Shamrock
March 14th, 2014 in Gadgets > Other

Add one and it’s St. Patrick’s Day-ready.

Millennials : Working 9 to 5
March 4th, 2014 in Humor > Videos

Here’s a very accurate music video of Millennials entering the workforce.

Iron Maiden Hockey Masks
January 7th, 2014 in Sports > Hockey

Hockey troopers incorporate Ed the Head into their equipment.

Hockey Puck Mosaics
November 20th, 2013 in Sports > Hockey

Thousands of hockey pucks make up the Blackhawks logo, and Wayne Gretzky.

via nhlpospolitaproject.blogspot.com
November 17th, 2013 in Grub > Sweets

Hockey and cake is all anyone really needs in life.

A Tribute to Edna Krabappel
October 28th, 2013 in Media > Comics

Rest in peace to Marcia Wallace, aka Bart Simpson’s teacher.

Top Ten Fictional Pirates
September 19th, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

“Arr, me hearty!”

Life-Sized Stormtrooper Toy Replica
September 17th, 2013 in Gadgets > Toys

Kenner toy from the 70s is bigger than ever.

Smell Like the Skeksis From The Dark Crystal
September 10th, 2013 in Media > Movies

New incense arrives 31 years after the movie.

Spike Lee is an Idiot
August 19th, 2013 in Media > Celebrities

Director Spike Lee is also a racist, a moron, and annoying.

Hobbit LEGO Minifig Fetches $1000+
July 29th, 2013 in Gadgets > Toys

Rare toy given out at SDCC hits eBay.

Star Wars Pipes
July 26th, 2013 in Gadgets > Other

Now you can smoke tobacco in a galaxy far, far away.

Is Gwar the Worst Band Ever?
July 2nd, 2013 in Media > Music

Their music is awful and their stage performance is over the top.

A Tribute to Edith Bunker of All in the Family
June 1st, 2013 in Media > Television

We’ll miss you for real this time, dingbat.

A Tribute to Arrested Development’s Tobias
May 24th, 2013 in Media > Television

The one character from the show who needs a spin-off.

A Tribute to Arrested Development’s Buster Bluth
May 23rd, 2013 in Media > Television

Enjoy the antics of the juice-loving mamma’s boy.

A Tribute to Michael Scott
May 16th, 2013 in Media > Television

The return of “The World’s Best Boss?”

A Tribute to Kevin From The Office
May 16th, 2013 in Media > Television

Kevin is an accountant. At a paper supply company.

Fun With Banthas
April 2nd, 2013 in Humor > Pop Culture

Let’s take a close look at Tatooine’s trunkless elephant.

The Iron Sheik, Aging Gracefully
March 15th, 2013 in Sports > Fighting

This pro wrestler hasn’t changed a bit.