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assholologyIt can happen. An asshole knows how to take a stand, get what he wants, and walk away with the girl—all without breaking a sweat. But if you think it’s easy, think again.

Lucky for you, Assholeology does the heavy lifting. Inside you’ll learn the difference between being an a-hole and being a d-bag—one gets you laid, the other gets you laid out. This guide shows you how to pull off the former, armed with confidence, a quick wit, and a thick skin. No bull.

But don’t think it’s all work and no play. A**hole author crew Steven B. Green, Dennis LaValle, and Chris Illuminati will keep you inspired and entertained with tales of guys schooled in assholeology and great quotes from even greater assholes. It’s everything you’d really want in a book that you might actually read.

Assholes have the system beat. So you can either live life in their wake, or man up and take control. Your call. Choose wisely.

We interviewed one of the authors of this fabulous new book, Chris Illuminati, on Episode #17 of The Gunaxin Show, click below to listen. The Gunaxin Show is classified as Explicit, so probably NSFW, unless you work here.


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