A Tribute to the Swedish Chef

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Translation:

Of all the characters on the Muppet Show, the Swedish Chef is the only one who I’d trust to talk someone out of suicide by doing what he does best: Singing his theme (Bork bork bork!), tossing aside utensils, and engaging in unorthodox food preparation. That’s when the minute-long segment unravels into slapstick as the chef’s ingredients get the best of him. So now, let’s pay tribute to quite possibly the funniest Muppet.

Swedish Chef Inspiration

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While the Muppet writers deny it, Lars “Kuprik” Bäckman claims he’s the model. Check out his website.

Swedish Chef Gets Around

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Here he is at the Smithsonian. Just on more reason to come to Washington, D.C.

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The Swedish ChefA United States postage stamp of the Swedish Chef came out Sept. 28, 2005 for 37 cents.

Check it out, the Swedish Chef has a Facebook page.

The Swedish Chef also has a Firefox Add-on, appropriately called “Bork Bork Bork!” It basically allows you to translate text into mock-Swedish. For instance:

“A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” reads like this:

“A qooeeck broon fux joomps oofer zee lezy dug”

Awesome. Or, Evesume-a.

Swedish Chef Cereal: Cröonchy Stars

croonchy starsThe Swedish Chef once had his own cereal, as noted in Gunaxin’s Tribute to Discontinued Cereals. Cröonchy Stars came out in 1988 and was discontinued about a year later. The cereal consisted of puffy star-shaped bits with a “cinnamonnamony” flavor. One commercial featured the Swedish Chef in a kitchen with an exploding pot and Cröonchy Stars flying all over the place. The box stated that the product did not contain: (among other things) Venetian Blinds and Pachederms. The back of the box featured ridiculous, and sometimes unsolvable, games and puzzles, including a memory-type card game on every box. Bork! Bork! Bork!

Swedish Chef Tattoos

Swedish Chef Shopping

The Swedish Chef as Santa Claus Action Figure

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Swedish Chef Hallmark Ornament

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Swedish Chef Muppet Kitchen Deluxe Playset

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Muppet Canister Set – With Swedish Chef

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Swedish Chef Videos

Donuts

Turtle soup

Meatballs

Chocolat moose

Cake

Lobsters

Frog legs

Banana split

Eggs

Fish

Roasted turkey

With uncle

Squirrel stew

Pressed duck

Salad

Meat loafers

Wedding cake

Champagne

Christmas dinner

Air Soufflé

And to close this tribute, here is a mashup of Numa Numa and the Swedish Chef.

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